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09.05.08 - time to count the bodies
09.04.08 - i get by with a little help from my friends
09.03.08 - loathing
09.02.08 - a crazy game of poker
08.29.08 - accomplishment
08.29.08 - so. fucking. bored.
08.28.08 - rivalry
08.27.08 - news flash
08.27.08 - darkest depths
08.26.08 - double life
08.25.08 - the scales tip the other way
08.22.08 - go eagles
08.22.08 - friday frustrations
08.21.08 - request for weapons
08.20.08 - prohibition does not work
08.15.08 - fire the old man
08.14.08 - that's retarded
08.11.08 - buy the ticket, take the ride
08.07.08 - minimal effort
08.04.08 - and all of that was just the first day
08.01.08 - the pictures are up
07.31.08 - and so it began
07.29.08 - wrecked
07.24.08 - new orleans here i come
07.23.08 - full of nothing
07.21.08 - for those of you keeping score
07.18.08 - blame it on the hormones
07.16.08 - dead end
07.14.08 - the boy who wouldn't leave
07.10.08 - a real horrorshow weekend coming up
07.08.08 - vacation
07.02.08 - away message
07.01.08 - man eater
06.28.08 - drunken babbling
06.26.08 - t.g.i.t.
06.25.08 - stalling the decision
06.24.08 - a different kind of work
06.23.08 - any way the wind blows
06.19.08 - i just got this in my email
06.18.08 - there's an eagle in my office today
06.16.08 - philly's got soul
06.16.08 - think again
06.13.08 - tupperware!
06.12.08 - after the beep
06.11.08 - taking requests
06.10.08 - i like the way he calls me baby
06.08.08 - no, you're meatloaf
06.06.08 - when it rains, it pours
06.05.08 - also
06.04.08 - what's your name again?
06.02.08 - oh what a night
05.30.08 - not in the mood
05.29.08 - overwhelmed
05.27.08 - gimpy
05.22.08 - all house stuff
05.18.08 - this is my house lillian
05.14.08 - the waiting is over
05.13.08 - ruminating
05.11.08 - google hits
05.09.08 - boys with guitars
05.07.08 - a little of this, a little of that
05.06.08 - uncertain
05.05.08 - gotta go
05.02.08 - lucy in the sky with diamonds
04.29.08 - don't you just wish you were me?
04.29.08 - you'll just be bored
04.28.08 - jackie always okay
04.27.08 - round three! fight!
04.26.08 - i want dexter
04.25.08 - how is it the weekend already?
04.25.08 - no sense
04.24.08 - the best thing to ever happen to me
04.23.08 - out of control
04.22.08 - i got some loose jello, okay?
04.21.08 - monday morning quickie
04.20.08 - 95 an hour
04.17.08 - tis the season
04.17.08 - some things never change
04.14.08 - two times
04.14.08 - danger after dark
04.09.08 - tonight is a double feature
04.07.08 - too much man, you took too much, too much
04.06.08 - maybe i need ritalin. or maybe i just need lunch
04.06.08 - a day of rest
04.02.08 - so angry
04.01.08 - you don't own me
03.31.08 - houses and bodycounts
03.30.08 - itinerary
03.28.08 - trailer park of terror
03.26.08 - what day is it?
03.25.08 - a day late, a dollar short
03.24.08 - homeless
03.21.08 - cold feet
03.20.08 - not homeless
03.16.08 - debauchery
03.13.08 - a brief history of the SAT
03.10.08 - don't believe the hype
03.08.08 - old ladies
03.06.08 - just stop pimpin
03.04.08 - i want to tell you
03.04.08 - busy bee
03.01.08 - all about my car
02.29.08 - i'm so money and baby i know it
02.28.08 - all in the golden afternoon
02.26.08 - i'm taking over
02.25.08 - i'll miss them so
02.24.08 - dexter jackson
02.22.08 - decadence
02.19.08 - applicant #1
02.18.08 - out of work?
02.14.08 - sickness
02.13.08 - bodycounters.com
02.12.08 - merck is killing your daughters
02.12.08 - you'll just be disappointed
02.06.08 - kiss her ass
02.04.08 - next up is a thursday night that includes bomberman
02.01.08 - just a gigolo
01.31.08 - it's a good thing she's not following in my footsteps
01.30.08 - welcome to the fives
01.29.08 - it's much better live
01.25.08 - ode to sergio
01.24.08 - i've got a lot of emails to write
01.22.08 - it's always a long walk
01.16.08 - margaritas
01.14.08 - fancy
01.11.08 - nfl draft, day 2
01.10.08 - thank you
01.10.08 - mallrats
01.09.08 - god and loneliness
01.08.08 - how apprropriate, it's about the draft
01.07.08 - nothing doing
01.03.08 - after this the memory was full
12.31.07 - and happy new year
12.28.07 - back to karaoke night
12.26.07 - did you notice she has finally graduated from the baby to the child?
12.19.07 - whiskey!
12.16.07 - and how was your weekend?
12.12.07 - a question of faith
12.08.07 - it's my favorite cure for a hangover
12.07.07 - friday quickie
12.05.07 - hey hollywood
12.03.07 - no hate in 08
11.25.07 - i forgot to give it a title!
11.21.07 - nice turkey
11.12.07 - after this i have to find time to type more
11.09.07 - i will not will not anywhere
11.06.07 - plans plans plans
11.05.07 - figure it out your damn self
11.02.07 - at least it's friday
10.30.07 - vacation
10.19.07 - your fifteen minutes are up
10.18.07 - hate
10.15.07 - let's do the time warp again
10.11.07 - stay back 500 feet
10.09.07 - i can't decide if i want to send this to her or not
10.07.07 - what are you looking for?
10.05.07 - reading material for the late night crowd
10.03.07 - same as it ever was
09.27.07 - happy birthday to me
09.19.07 - delinquent
09.12.07 - more pictures
09.11.07 - the end of what's already written
09.09.07 - pictures
09.05.07 - five days of labor
09.04.07 - we now interrupt this program
08.29.07 - 28 weeks
08.24.07 - this was not written today
08.21.07 - the garbage disposal incident
08.16.07 - and you know you should be glad
08.14.07 - the dog barks at midnight murphy
08.11.07 - the stick is blue frank
08.11.07 - you've already read this
08.07.07 - should i stay or should i go?
08.06.07 - shut it down
07.16.07 - or not
07.12.07 - continued
07.11.07 - a beginning
07.06.07 - friday ramble
07.04.07 - independence day
07.02.07 - not much
06.28.07 - more complaining
06.27.07 - negativity
06.26.07 - two months
06.25.07 - sukie tawdry
06.22.07 - couch boy and magnet-making
06.21.07 - you whore
06.20.07 - spot the missing hyphenation!
06.19.07 - i see you there, whoever you are
06.18.07 - feeling trapped
06.16.07 - more sim city
06.15.07 - as visions of roast beef sandwiches dance in my head
06.14.07 - work angst
06.13.07 - dialup? seriously?
06.12.07 - sim city
06.11.07 - my date won prom king
06.09.07 - fucking cake
06.06.07 - tupperware fiasco
06.05.07 - vote for johnny
06.04.07 - snakes on a plane
06.03.07 - briefly
06.03.07 - sombrero power
06.01.07 - skiing?
05.31.07 - how appropriate!
05.30.07 - boring, boring, boring
05.29.07 - body image
05.28.07 - whatever works
05.26.07 - arctic berries and head chips
05.23.07 - a real entry! just as boring, but less quotation marks!
05.22.07 - sim city and bodycounts
05.20.07 - lots of little chefs
05.19.07 - what a friday
05.17.07 - i don't care if you're bored, bitches!
05.17.07 - the next tape
05.15.07 - last call
05.15.07 - illuminating discoveries
05.14.07 - more fun with lance and rico
05.13.07 - happy mother's day
05.12.07 - christening
05.11.07 - never call an infomercial from the bar
05.09.07 - the scary old man
05.07.07 - the mean reds
05.06.07 - neckbeard
05.04.07 - actually we're doing prom night
05.04.07 - let the football nicknames begin
05.03.07 - lucky you
05.01.07 - incrimination
04.30.07 - general bullshit
04.29.07 - for just a moment
04.27.07 - cold and pink and dirty
04.25.07 - tuesday night with the stripper
04.24.07 - i don't even know if this makes sense
04.23.07 - this should net me some hate mail for sure
04.22.07 - what day is it?
04.20.07 - vacation!
04.19.07 - finish the fucking story, man!
04.18.07 - or maybe i will
04.17.07 - this makes me feel better
04.17.07 - forget it
04.14.07 - there's an html lesson in there if you look hard enough
04.14.07 - to be continued...
04.13.07 - would you like some more?
04.13.07 - 10 39 to 18 03
04.12.07 - the first ten minutes
04.12.07 - oh no
04.10.07 - my day in court
04.09.07 - sick
04.06.07 - what if
04.04.07 - ramble on
04.03.07 - no time for titles, dr. jones
04.02.07 - quick and dirty
03.30.07 - beerfest!
03.29.07 - mostly about beer
03.26.07 - life's been good to me so far
03.24.07 - running wild and looking pretty
03.23.07 - pushing my luck
03.22.07 - what segues?
03.21.07 - in which i use the word boot 21 times
03.19.07 - ten cent wings! green beer!
03.16.07 - fuck all y'all
03.15.07 - fun at the hard rock
03.15.07 - fuck you and your title
03.14.07 - why can't we be friends?
03.13.07 - that's right, it's ow burning
03.13.07 - this entry sucks!
03.10.07 - white horse pike pub tour, part iii
03.09.07 - march madness
03.08.07 - if you could only see
03.06.07 - only 99 cents per minute
03.06.07 - fuck titles
03.05.07 - floppy and the gorilla
03.05.07 - i'm not drinking any fucking merlot!
03.04.07 - goodbye weekend. i miss you already!
03.04.07 - i miss football
03.03.07 - i found nemo
03.02.07 - fluff and nonsense
03.01.07 - great balls of fun!
02.28.07 - the flip side
02.27.07 - a mother's love
02.26.07 - totally not worth the wait
02.21.07 - i need a camera crew following me 24/7
02.21.07 - you'll never know
02.21.07 - good luck
02.20.07 - i love that they keep giving me fodder for internet guessing games
02.19.07 - leaving you hanging yet again
02.19.07 - mmmmm, lunch!
02.16.07 - you can learn a lot of things from the flowers
02.16.07 - look at your face. you're about to explode.
02.15.07 - waiting for bud
02.15.07 - oh joy of joys!
02.15.07 - clickety clack
02.13.07 - i am lono
02.13.07 - she hates me
02.12.07 - a little off
02.12.07 - i once thought i had mono for an entire year. it turned out i was just really bored.
02.12.07 - a cookie to anyone that gets the joke
02.10.07 - it's poker night
02.09.07 - three more bodycounts until snakes on a cake
02.08.07 - happy happy joy joy
02.07.07 - oogedy boogedy
02.06.07 - don't you love it when i offer magical prizes?
02.05.07 - every hour on the hour
02.02.07 - if you don't run you rust
02.01.07 - that was quick
02.01.07 - for your love
01.31.07 - hello world
01.30.07 - school daze
01.29.07 - blind
01.24.07 - homework
01.23.07 - back to school
01.22.07 - boring as hell
01.20.07 - time to go out in search of caffeine
01.17.07 - nothing from nothing leaves nothing
01.17.07 - random tidbits while i wait for the copier to spit out 50 letters
01.16.07 - i hate myself today
01.10.07 - missed connection
01.09.07 - all i want to do is type
01.08.07 - to be continued?
01.08.07 - i'll be back
01.04.07 - everyone is the wrong boy
01.04.07 - so now what am i going to complain about? i'm sure i'll find something...
01.03.07 - unfinished works
01.02.07 - since everyone already knows anyway
12.26.06 - best christmas ever
12.22.06 - merry christmas
12.20.06 - rabies
12.15.06 - taco night was a huge success
12.12.06 - i speed dial a judgment call
12.11.06 - more text message fun!
12.08.06 - a date which will live in infamy
12.06.06 - this sounded totally different in my head earlier
12.05.06 - not having it
12.03.06 - sunday sunday sunday
12.01.06 - my shoes are always untied
11.30.06 - as november ends
11.28.06 - what the fuck is wrong with me?
11.27.06 - hormone-induced tears
11.25.06 - nightmares
11.15.06 - when i said "next victim" i didn't mean you
11.13.06 - 0 to 120 to 0 in 60 seconds
11.09.06 - banana ass chicken
11.09.06 - remorse
11.08.06 - making myself late for work
11.07.06 - civic duty
11.07.06 - fuck tuesday
11.05.06 - white horse pike pub tour, part ii
10.30.06 - playing hooky
10.27.06 - as bruce willis once said
10.24.06 - this and that
10.23.06 - blocked
10.18.06 - the most poorly-written journal entry I have ever composed
10.17.06 - irritable
10.13.06 - new project = yay
10.11.06 - now that's what a first date should be
10.10.06 - communication
10.05.06 - going through my head at 1 am while i can't sleep
10.05.06 - red hot and blue
10.03.06 - sometimes i wish life had a reset button
10.02.06 - i hate my life today
09.19.06 - now i'm the asshole
09.17.06 - my brisk service will make every customer happy
09.15.06 - and i have an everything bagel with veggie cream cheese
09.12.06 - juggling
09.12.06 - soon i'll grow up and i won't even flinch at your name
09.11.06 - not worth it
09.07.06 - still yearning for costa rica
09.07.06 - i don't want any of this
09.06.06 - someone with a thesaurus obviously
09.05.06 - how do you like them apples?
09.01.06 - grrrrr
08.31.06 - the kid
08.30.06 - random bullshit. enjoy.
08.30.06 - unimpressed
08.28.06 - luau pictures
08.28.06 - should i care that he said he'd call and instead i get text messages?
08.28.06 - to costa rica!
08.27.06 - playing games
08.23.06 - today's text messages from puerto rico
08.23.06 - details, as requested
08.22.06 - i'd believe him more if he had sent a picture, but apparently she was afraid he might be a paparazzi
08.22.06 - the system is down
08.21.06 - decision made
08.21.06 - the plot thickens
08.21.06 - should i stay or should i go
08.20.06 - yet another barbecue
08.18.06 - oh yeah. good times.
08.16.06 - interesting timing
08.16.06 - and this is goodbye
08.14.06 - nothing to see here
08.14.06 - i can't make it stop
08.11.06 - on the other hand...
08.11.06 - observations after a morning where i started drinking beer at 11:00
08.09.06 - i wish i could call in sick today
08.08.06 - waiting for the solution is only making the problem look so much bigger
08.07.06 - summer stories, volume 1
08.07.06 - fuck all of this shit
08.01.06 - looking for something that matters
07.31.06 - now playing: hope
07.28.06 - change is in the air
07.26.06 - to be continued...
07.25.06 - i make fun happen
07.24.06 - nothing to see here
07.20.06 - and comments seem to be disappearing randomly
07.19.06 - read it now, it might not be here tomorrow
07.18.06 - when it rains, it pours
07.12.06 - answers and a bonus funny story
07.11.06 - you'll want an explanation for this, i'm sure
07.08.06 - random things that you might be interested in knowing about
07.06.06 - very interesting
07.03.06 - wanted: a different kind of independence day
06.26.06 - good times
06.21.06 - how are you?
06.20.06 - starting tuesday off right
06.16.06 - capitalism sucks
06.15.06 - stuck
06.13.06 - gonzo life
06.12.06 - i swear it wasn't me
06.09.06 - nothing from nothing leaves nothing
06.08.06 - happy birthday stacey!
06.05.06 - apathy and reality tv (the downfall of a generation)
05.30.06 - sick of it all
05.19.06 - wasting away to nothing
05.15.06 - goddamn, what a bummer
05.08.06 - civic duty
05.04.06 - go ask alice
05.02.06 - goodbye internet persona
05.01.06 - i now have a 13-year-old daughter
04.28.06 - spring cleaning
04.26.06 - by the way
04.26.06 - happy secretary's day
04.25.06 - it's my pity party and you can be fucking sick of it if you want to
04.20.06 - good times
04.19.06 - yeah it was a lie...
04.18.06 - no worries
04.16.06 - another quote that has to stay hidden
04.13.06 - thursday october christian
04.12.06 - secrets
04.10.06 - how's that for melodrama?
04.07.06 - 100% better than last friday
04.06.06 - spin the spinner
04.05.06 - nothing worth mentioning, anyway
04.04.06 - i ♥ tom petty
04.01.06 - and i really don't want to go to the tax shop
03.30.06 - and so much more that i can't even say
03.28.06 - i'm boring, but at least i'm updating
03.27.06 - stirring the macaroni
03.24.06 - keep on the sunny side
03.22.06 - back to this
03.19.06 - these are the things i want
03.15.06 - and now for something completely different
03.13.06 - not exactly what i had in mind
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